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Saying it with Flowers and Greenery

• I had a great time yesterday. You're such a good sport for agreeing to go to Nascar with me.
  The Floral Lass reminds you that the beautiful Alstroemeria expresses your delight at having such a good friend.
  
  
• I'm sorry I spilled harvest tomato bisque on your Vera Wang. I'll pay for the dry cleaning and the repairs to the matching handbag you threw at my head.
  The Floral Lass thinks you should go with Hyacinths to express your wish for forgiveness.
  
  
• You dance divinely despite my inability to stay off your instep. Get better soon. Let's try again as soon as you lose those crutches.
  Express your sincerity with a Gladiolus or two. (They also represent strength, something of which The Floral Lass highly approves.)
  
  
• I apologize for forgetting my wallet and sticking you with the dinner tab on our first date. I will get my MasterCard number tattooed on my forehead to keep that from ever happening again...
  The Amaryllis represents prosperity, proving you're not trying to cheat her out of a free dinner, which is not a good idea according to The Floral Lass.
  
  
• I'll never forget our anniversary again - promise! I know I said that last year. I meant it then, too!
  The Floral Lass highly recommends the biggest baddest best-looking rose bouquet you can afford without taking out a second mortgage... but NOT yellow roses. The Floral Lass will also send you to The Chocolate Lass and The Bling Lass for the appropriate offerings of chocolate and gems.
  
  
• Please forgive me for being an insensitive moron. I will never even LOOK at another woman as long as I live.
  The Floral Lass is thinking...